Enlightenment Juice

Last night I happened into a supermarket I don’t usually enter, and found myself one step beyond. There, Aisle 8 offers some very special beverages.


What? No New Age snacks?

I wish I could tell you for sure what classifies as a New Age drink. However, I got distracted and forgot to cruise Aisle 8 before I left. Call it a failure of intellectual curiosity if you must.

On the other hand, it may be more fun to speculate about what we might find on Aisle 8:

  • Enlightenment juice (never from concentrate)?
  • Homeopathic cocktails?
  • Boba with crystal instead of soy beads?

What’s your guess?


2 thoughts on “Enlightenment Juice

  1. hah! i’d drink that


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