In yesterday’s post, I noted that I can never remember a joke’s punch line. That got me thinking about  lines that perpetually run through my head. Here are just a few. How many of these do you recognize? (answers on page 2.)

1. I didn’t get the money, and I didn’t get the woman.
2. I’m a stranger here myself.
3. I can’t help it if I’m lucky.
4. I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
5. Is there anything you have forgotten to tell me?
6. To be lonely is a habit, like smoking or taking drugs.
7. You can lead a horse to water but only very rarely can you drown him and get away with it.