Prize Disclosure Statement: What you win is my appreciation.

Carved into the sink at a Santa Barbara cafe is a message that may be important:

Evade FTS

Evade …  … …?

• Federal Trade Surplus?
• First Time Surgeons?
• Full Tilt Spiraling?

or maybe the message is

Evade F+S

Evade … and … ?

• Fries and Soda?
• Friends and Supplicants?
• Fun and Stupidity?

Uh oh. Maybe the message is

Evade F+5

Evade … and 5 ?

I got nothing for that one.