Is this your Starbucks?

As I left Starbucks this afternoon, I overheard a snippet of conversation between two teen girls exiting with drinks that are essentially dessert-in-a-cup.

“Didn’t you get him a coffee?” asked the first girl.

“No, he doesn’t like Starbucks coffee,” replied the second.

“Well,” said the first, philosophically and with complete sincerity, “Starbucks isn’t known for its coffee.”